Use funny inspirational quotes in speeches, presentations, and toasts. A humorous, stirring quote, stated with confident expressions and bodily poise, can effectively warm a crowd and lay a foundation for rapport. Additionally, funny and inspiring quotes will give your own words or thoughts more energy. Have fun with it! Please, if you have a favorite quote add it with delight. A million thanks! I believe that inspirational quotes can change people.

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Funny Inspirational Quotes

(In order by popularity)

For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
- Jim Rohn

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
- Unknown

There'll be two dates on your tombstone And all your friends will read 'em But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em...
- Kevin Welch

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
- George Bernard Shaw

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
- John Boswell

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- Jay Leno

Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic.
- Jean Sibelius

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
- Henri L. Bergson

You don't have to know how to sing, it's feeling as though you want to that makes the day happy and successful.
- Unknown

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