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Funny Inspirational Quotes
Use funny inspirational quotes in speeches, presentations, and toasts.
A humorous, stirring quote, stated with confident expressions and bodily poise, can effectively warm a crowd and lay a foundation for rapport.
Additionally, funny and inspiring quotes will give your own words or thoughts more energy.
Have fun with it! Please, if you have a favorite quote add it with delight. A million thanks!
"For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
- Baltasar Gracian
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
- Unknown
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- Jay Leno
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
- George Bernard Shaw
Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
- Henri L. Bergson
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
- Noelie Alito
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.
- J.C. Penney
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.
- Richard Bach (Illusions)
"Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained."
- John Boswell
"You don't have to know how to sing, it's feeling as though you want to that makes the day happy and successful."
- Unknown
"If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse."
- Jim Rohn
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic."
- Jean Sibelius
"There'll be two dates on your tombstone And all your friends will read 'em But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em..."
- Kevin Welch
"Problems are only opportunities in work clothes."
- Henry J. Kaiser
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Quotes for Cancer Patients
May these quotes provide comfort and encouragement for anyone that is suffering or has suffered with cancer.
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Inspirational Love Quotes
These magnificent and utterly inspirational love quotes will bring splendid color into any relationship. |
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